Confession of a Teenage Wannabe
Confession of a Teenage Wannabe
Alyson.17.Marlyand. I licked batteries, but that was when I lived life on the edge. I'm also an evil unicorn hunter but, that's more of a part time job

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

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